April Fool!!!!

[Danni R.]

We are refinishing our wood floors all the way through, including the entrance/foyer area. Today was the last day of repeated layers of polyurethane. I just texted my husband at work: " (So-and-so) just came through the front door without knocking, and stepped right on the wet floor. Nice tennis shoe print... "

He texted me back: "Call the contractor!" Ha-ha. He believed it.

April fool.

[Steve Verno]

I thought you were a lion tamer being a serviceman's wife 

I bought a box of ladies Hygiene products because on the back of the box it says I can go bike riding, swimming, hiking and other sports.

My wife woke me up saying my retirement check wasn't in the bank.  I looked and it was.  She smiled and said April Fools.  She got me with this same thing a couple of years ago.  I switched my Saturn car keys with my son's Saturn car keys. She came in and said the car wont start.  I gave her the real keys and said, You know what!!! 

The day is going to be a long one. 

[Danni R.]

When I am older, I want to be a certified lion tamer!!!!!


April Fool!!!!!